do you remember this line from No love “Be good or be good at it” by Lil Wayne?
“If you will ever commit a heist, make it a big one and pray to whatever God you serve that you get away with it”
Disclaimer:
Personally, I hate cheating, I think cheats are people who have no
regard for their partners and they do not deserve who they are with as
they do not respect and/or love their partners,
The opening verse
is a verse which on its own is very simple: it is in
your best interest to be a good human but if you want to look to the
side or play by other rules, then you might as well do it well.
I
do not know why cheats cheat and I do not want to know but I do know
that a lot of cheats do not cheat the right way as their actions cause a
lot of damage to the ones they cheat on and this always have a negative
impact on the society so I brought a couple of tips
1.Safety first:
Guys, if you will cheat, please realize that the game of having more
than one partner (even if it is not a intimate thing) has changed and
there are a lot of crazy infections out there that you can catch for
free and most times we get them out of being carelessness. Do not make
the mistake of thinking anyone is clean or believe that just because
someone says he/she is clean the person is. Strap yourself on and make
sure you don’t do anything that will endanger your life
2.Don’t get caught:
I know, easy for me to say right?” well the thing is that most times
cheats get so sure of themselves which is why they get caught. You
really forget the basic rules and your confidence take over you. I don’t
know how in the world you know your girl has a spare key and you will
still bring that girl you are sneaking with to the house when there are a
million other places to go. Cheating is bad and not “morally right” so
do not get caught.
3.Who to cheat with: Dude, no
matter how hot or enticing some people are, they are not worth the risk.
First of all if at all you will cheat, do so with someone who has as
much to lose or more sef. Don’t cheat with that hot office assistant in
the office, go for the married mother of one instead as she will realize
it is just a fling and would not dare want to spill the beans. That
office assistant might start believing that you will leave your partner
for her. Don’t go for that girl around the house or the house help, she
will only become rude to your spouse in the hope that she can take her
place which will not end well.
4.Who to go for: If you
will ever cheat, for the love of all that is good, go for someone who
is a different variant from your spouse. If your wife is fair in
complexion, go for a dark one. If she oes not have some assets, go for
one who has em in abundance.
5.Where to cheat: I know
what you are thinking right now as you can always use your house, get
an hotel or just use your friend’s place. All these sound good and they
might work but choosing a location is very important so as not to get
caught. You must choose the most unlikely place you will be seen and
suspicion will be raised as wherever it is should not be so obvious
(Remember that some people just don’t mind their business) and you might
not want to get used to one place as you might get too used to that
place and people might want to know what you always come there to do
besides you don’t want to have to explain how you know that hotel
attendant.
6.When to cheat: The timing is very
important bro, forget the “Konji is no respecter of persons” saying if
you don’t want to get caught, you have to plan well and plan better.
There is no chance for slipping off so you have to fix this activity
into your old life so it does not affect it and no one thinks you are
doing something else. Tell your spouse that you will be attending a
meeting during that time and your phone will be on silent so you won’t
be able to receive it. Tell her you want to go watch that football game
(and make sure there is one while you pay for watching, slip off
mid-game and go handle your business and return before the game ends.
7.Deny everything: There will be a time when a friend of your
spouse or one of these busybodies will see you somewhere and try to
raise hell, bro do not own up, it only leads to trouble, deny it. Deny
being in that Local government or even state within that time range,
deny you have the clothes she saw you in, deny the car she saw you in,
deny it all
8.Don’t grow a conscience: Know the deal
before you cheat and realize that you do not want to have a change of
heart. If you feel guilty, see a priest and confess to him but do not
tell your spouse, forget about how you will be free if you tell her what
you did, that’s just society disturbing your life. If you ever cheat,
do not tell her.
9.Don’t leave a trace: I don’t know
why men love collecting trophies and saving text messages of the woman
they cheat with or her pictures, bro you do not want to do that. If
anyone sends you messages, delete them. If you send any, delete them. if
any message comes in while she is with you, remember rule 7, deny it,
tell her the person obviously have the wrong contact and just walk away.
10. Karma will surely catch up with you
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